Aussie Humour
A
koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a
joint
when
a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,'Hey Koala!
What are you doing?'
The
koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have
some.'
So
the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where
they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little
lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to
get a drink from the river.
The
little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and
fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to
the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he
asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with
you?'
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that
he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a
joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking
a drink..
The crocodile said that he had to check this
out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the
koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up
and said,
'Hey
you!'
So the koala looked down at him and
said,
'Faaaaaaaark
dude...
How
much water did you
drink?!'
Found at
http://your-joking.atspace.co.uk/