If My Body Were a Car
This is
just too funny - scary how true it is!!
If my
body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull But that's
not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus
and it's especially hard to see things up close
My
traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose
veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My
fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of
it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires
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