Singles Ad

This has to be one of the best 'singles' ads ever printed. 
From the Melbourne Herald Sun...
 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I' m a very good girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Call (0409/434328) and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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