The polite way to pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the following
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a
nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to
the bathroom. I'll Be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you , little Jimmy, can you show us your good
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
The teacher fainted.