Senior Sex

After putting him through his regular check-up, the doctor said to George, his elderly patient "You appear to be in good health for your age. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do" said George. "After I have sex with my wife, I am usually hot and
sweaty and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually
cold and chilly."
The doctor was a little puzzled by this information, so, after examining George's equally elderly wife Edna, the doctor said "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

Edna replied that she had no questions or worries.

The doctor then said to her, "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Have you any idea why this should be?"

"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in *July and the second time is in *December."

Reverse this for those of you living in the Southern Hemisphere!

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