Wheelie Bin
A
refuse collector is driving along a street
picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them
into his compactor.
He goes to one house
where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the
spirit of kindness, and after having a quick
look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck
goes to the front door and knocks. There's no
answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious
bloke, he knocks again - much
harder.
Eventually a Japanese man comes
to the door.
"Harro!" says the Japanese man.
"G'day, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the
collector.
"I bin on toiret," explains
the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the little foreign fellow had
misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries
again. "No ! no ! mate, where's your dust bin?"
"I dust been to toiret, I tor you!''
says the Japanese man, still perplexed.
"Listen," says the collector. "You're
misunderstanding me.
Where's your 'w h e e l
i e' bin?'"
"OK, OK." replies the
Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers
in the collector's
ear.....
"I
wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's
sista!"
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