The 3 Dicks...

There were 3 dicks standing on the corner. They were talking about how hard there lives are.
The first dick said I have it the worst...my master plays with me all night.
The second dick said no I have it much worse than you... my master strokes me all night.
The third dick says... thats nothing , I have it worst of all... my master puts a plastic bag over my head, shoves me in a dark tunnel and makes me do push ups til I puke.

Found at
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