Accent is everything
This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada.
After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.
After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.
He asks the barman, "What the f*ck is that?"
The barman says, "It's a Moose."
The Scottish chap says, "F*ck me! How big are the cats?"