Bet for $100
A guy comes up to a farmer and says,"I bet you $100 that I can make your horse laugh." The farmer accepts the offer. A few minutes later, the farmer walks around to the back of his house, and the guy has the horse laughing hysterically. When they get back around front, the guy says,"I'll go bet you another $100 that I can make the horse cry." The farmer accepts the bet. A few minutes later, the farmer walks around to the back of his house, and the horse is crying like a baby.
As the farmer pays the guy, he asks,"How did you make my horse laugh and cry like that?"
The guy replys,"First I told your horse that my dick was bigger than his...then I showed him."