Blonde in Natchitoches
Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly." The blonde leaned over and said "Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg."