Blow Job

A man walks into a bar feeling proud about his first blow job. He tells the bartender to give him the best tasting drink he had. He gets a martini and drinks it. He says that's pretty good give me another. So he gets another martini. Again he drinks it. After 2 more drinks the bartender asked why the man was so happy and the man said that he just got his first blow job. The bartender says, have one more on the house, knowing that you got head for the first time. The man then says, after all those drinks, I don't think anything will get that aweful taste out of my mouth.

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