Breast Enlargement Home Kit
There is this couple, and the wife is very self conscious.
She's always asking her husband if she's still pretty, if she's too fat, and if her boobs are okay.
Well, one day she is standing in front of the mirror naked and asks her husband, "Honey, are my boobs too small?"
"No, honey, they're fine," he replies.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, but if you want to make them bigger, why don't you try rubbing toilet paper between them."
So for the next couple of weeks the wife rubs toilet paper between her boobs several times a day.
At the end of a couple of weeks, she gets in front of the mirror again.
"Honey, where did you get the idea that this toilet paper thing would work?"
"Well, you've been rubbing toilet paper on your ass all these years and that's getting bigger!"