A Brunette in The Desert
A brunette is walking in the desert (and she really hates blondes)and she comes across a lamp. A genie pops out and says she can have 3 wishes --with one catch. All the blondes in the world will get twice as much as she does. The brunette thinks about this for a while and then says okay. She says for her first wish that she wants a million dollars. The genie reminds her that all the blondes in the world will get 2 million dollars and she says okay. For her second wish she asks for a handsome man. The genie says that all the blondes in the world will also get two handsome men and she says okay. For her last wish the brunette says, "See that stick over there? I want you to beat me half to death with it."