Brunette or Blonde?
A gnome is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him, he decides not to say anything because it is a good day for him. Again the blonde steps on him, so he turns to her and says, 'Hey you brunette, watch where your going.'
The blonde looks down and says, 'I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.'To which the gnome replies, 'Not from where I am standing.'