Built Like a Baby
A man and his new bride were in their honeymoon suite on the night of their wedding.
They had never been intimate.
When the new wife shyly suggested they get undressed the man said he needed to make a confession. He told his new wife that he was built like a baby.
The new wife pondered over this for a moment and then gently told him that is was ok and they would work it out.
Then the man unzipped his pants and his penis rolled out and fell to the floor.
The wife gasped and said, 'I thought you said you were built like a baby?'
The husband replied, 'I am, 6 lbs. 8ozs, and 22 inches long!'