The Cat and the Rooster
There are four animals. A rooster, a rat, a worm, and a cat. In the middle of them is a pond.
Every time the rooster tries to go around the pond to get the worm everyone moves around. If he goes the other way the same thing happens. So he decides to go over the pond. He gets a big run, jumps, and flaps his wings and gets over and gets the worm. He is very happy.
The cat (who really wants to get the rat) decides to try the same trick. He gets a run then suddenly stops right at the edge. It is too far of a jump. So he gets a bigger run and SPLASH, right in the middle of the pond.
The Moral of this story is "Whenever there is a happy cock there is a wet pussy."