A blonde walks into a job agency, desperate to get herself a good job. The man at the counter says, "Well, sure I can help you, but I need to know what work you've had before now so I know what form to fill out."
"Well," the blonde says, "I'm a prostitute."
"WHAT?!" says the man. "Well, that will never work. We, uh, need to tone that down if we are going to get anywhere."
"How about I'm a whore?" the blonde said.
"No, no, that won't work either," the man said.
"Ok," said the blonde, "I'm a chicken farmer."
"If you don't mind me asking, how did you get from a prostitute to a chicken farmer?" the man asked.
"Well," said the blonde, "I've raised over 5,000 cocks."