Cinderella and Peter
Once upon a time there was a young girl named Cinderella.
It was her one and only chance to go to the glamourous ball, but she was distraught - she was in her period and she didn't have a tampon!
So she begged her Fairy Godmother to provide her with one, and the old woman agreed.
"Be home by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin!" she warned Cinderella as the young girl hopped into her carriage.
The rest of the night, the Fairy Godmother stayed up worrying.
Midnight came and went.
The Fairy Godmother's eyes stayed glued to the clock.
One, two, three o'clock in the morning passed and Cinderella was not home.
Finally, at four o'clock, Cinderella bounced through the door of the house.
"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?" her Fairy Godmother exploded.
"Relax," Cinderella said, smiling brightly. "I met the greatest guy tonight! I spent all evening with him!"
The Fairy Godmother was elated. "You met a man? What would his name by my child?"
"His name," Cinderella replied dreamily, "is Peter, Peter, Pumpkin-Eater."