These three guys have just lost their jobs and they want to go to hell. The devil's wife appears and says, " I can take you to hell if you dicks melt in my hand." The first guy, a white guy, puts his dick in her hand and he goes to hell. The next guy, a chinese guy, puts his dick in her hand and he goes to hell. The third guy, an african american guy, puts his dick in her hand. It doesn't melt. The devil's wife says, " Why didn't it melt?" The guy says, " Milk chocolate. Melts in your mouth. Not in your hands."