duck fuck

there is a young boy and it is his birthday and his dad dosn't have any money to give him so he gives him a duck and tells him to go down to the market to see what he can get for it.So the boy is walking down the road and he meets a prostitute.The girl says I'll give you a fuck for that duck the boy says alright so they have sex and the girl says I'll give you a fuck for this duck the boy replies ok, so the do it again and the boy is walking down the road as happy as can be and his duck gets away from him and gets run over by a truck the man in the truck gets out and says oh sorry I'll give you two bucks so the boy gets home and his dad says what did you get for the duck and the boy says I got a fuck for a duck a duck for a fuck and two bucks for a fucked up duck.  

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