The Dwarf with a Lisp
"A Dwarf with a Lisp Visits a Stud Farm!"
"I'd like to buy a horth," he says to the owner of
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
A female horth," the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth," says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes and puts him down.
Nithe eyeth," says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth and puts him down.
"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again,picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears and puts him down.
"Nithe eerth," he says "Now... can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarf up, and holding him by the scruff of his neck and the back of his belt, shoves his head deep inside the horse's vag. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that..... Can I see her wun awound ?"