One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class a new word. The word was fascinate. She asked the students if they could use the word in a sentence.

Johnny raised his hand. The teacher said, "Johnny can you use the word fascinate in a sentence?"

Johnny said, "Yes, this book is fascinating."

The teacher said, "No- not fascinating, fascinate."

Then Bobby raised his hand. Bobby said, "My sister's breasts are so big she got a new shirt with ten buttons on it but she could only fasten eight."

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