Father and Son

There was a father and son who went on a fishing trip and they were out on the lake when the dad pulls out a beer
"Can I have one, Dad?"

"Can your dick touch your asshole?"

"No."

"Then you can't have one." So then the dad takes out a cigarette.

"Dad, can I smoke one, too?"

"Can your dick touch your asshole?"

"No."

"Then you can't have one."

The father and son soon finish up fishing and head on home. On the way back, the dad buys two lottery tickets, one for his son and one for him. The dad wins two dollars and the son wins 5 million! The dad is surprised and a bit jealous.

"You're gonna share that with me, aren't you, son?"

"Can your dick touch your asshole?"

"Yes."

"Then go fuck yourself."

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