A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success.

"I don't date servicemen," she said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants."

"Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied.

"Interesting, probably twice as much fun," replied the blonde, "let's go to my place and try them out."

So they did, and after the first screwing the blonde says, "Boy, that was sure nice. Now that I'm rested and still horny, I want the other one."

Whereupon the sailor undid the other side of buttons, pulled out a limp, weary dick, looked at it and sadly declared, "Well, I'll be damned! He's pouting because he wasn't FIRST!"

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