There were 2 fishermen out in a boat on a lake. one looks to the other and says: I saw you with your new wife last night and she sure is gorgeous, I'll bet you love getting that pussy. The other fisherman replies: No I can't fuck her, she has gonnorhea.

Damn man! Well,I bet she gives one hell of a blow job. No, she can't suck my dick cause she's got pyarrhea. Damn, well there' always anal sex. No I can't fuck her in the ass cause she's got diarrhea.

Well, what in the hell did you marry the girl for if she has all these problems? Because she also has worms and I love to fish!

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