1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:
b. almost a dozen
2. When parking your car in a public garage you:
a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over politely
3. You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as:
4. At the doctor's, a common request would be:
b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"
5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
a. one cup
b. two cups
6. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
b. "Do I look fat?"
7. You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be:
a. sports legend
8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
9. When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to your mind is:
a. your car
b. panty hose
10. It's the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?" You are:
a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
11. Your idea of basic pump is:
a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva
12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:
a = 1 point b = 2 points
0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.
13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.