A convention of ghost enthusiasts was taking place at a local hotel. At one of the daily sessions the speaker asks if anyone has ever seen a ghost. A few hundred people raise their hands. The speaker is quite pleased with the reaction.

He next asks whether anyone has ever touched a ghost? Much to his surprise, at least a dozen people raise their hands, claiming to have actually touched a ghost.

The speakers then asks whether anyone has ever had sex with a ghost. There is silence in the room. A few moments pass and then suddenly an East Indian gentleman sitting in the back raises his hand and exclaims, "I have."

The speaker cannot believe it what he has just heard. "You sir? You have actually had sex with a ghost?"

Embarrassed, the East Indian replies, "Omigod, stupid, stupid me. Very, very bad mistake. I am thinking you say goat."

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