A lady went to a plastic surgeon to see what she could do about her face being lifted.
The doctor said, "Well ma'am, we have a new product that we just came up with. We put a dial in the back of your head and when your skin starts to sag you simply turn the knob."
"That sounds good," she says.
Two years pass and she goes back to the surgeon and tells him about this problem with the bags under her eyes from the dial.
"I'm sorry ma'am," replied the surgeon, "but those aren't bags -- those are your tits!"
"Oh," said the woman, "so that explains the goatee."