Golf Outing...

4 married guys are out playing golf, when the first guy says "man, you wouldn't belive what I had to do to play today," and went on to say that he had to promise to paint the bathroom.

"Man that is nothing" the 2nd man says, " I had to promise to build a deck for my wife."

The 3rd guy says, damn you both got off easy, I have to remodel the kitchen."

The 4 men finsh the hole they were on, and the 3rd guy askes the forth guy what he had to do and he replied, "I set the alarm for 5 in the morning and when it went off I rolled over and asked the wife golf, or blowjob?, and she just told me to bring a sweater, it's suppossed to be cold!"

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