It was the 1st day of of 1st grade for Little Johny and he was really excited.
In class his teacher said: "Now that we're all grown-up we aren't going to use little baby talk anymore. Instead we're going to use "Grown-up" words!
Now who would like to start by telling about their summer?
A girl named Suzie was waving her hand so the teacher called on her.
She said : "This summer I rode a choo-choo!
"The teacher said "No.. we don't say choo-choo, say "train" Remember to use Grown-Up Words.?
Now who's next?
Little Johny was called on and he replied "This summer I saw Winnie the Sh*t!"