Han Chinese
This is an EXCELLENT short course in Han Chinese.
If you are serious about this, make sure you speak with a Chinese accent, or it may take a bit longer.
Also, be sure to practice out loud! Impress your neighbors!!
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
ENGLISH PHRASE CHINESE INTERPRETATION
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man Dum Gai
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive Yu stin ki pu
Pew! does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
Chinese couple's retarded child Sum Ting Wong
Found at
http://your-joking.atspace.co.uk/