Han Chinese

This is an EXCELLENT short course in Han Chinese.
If you are serious about this, make sure you speak with a Chinese accent, or it may take a bit longer.

Also, be sure to practice out loud! Impress your neighbors!!

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes


Are you harboring a fugitive?   Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.     Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man     Dum Gai

Small Horse     Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?   Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table   Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift   Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here    Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?   Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.  Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet   Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone.   No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?  Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright    Yu So Dum

I got this for free    Ai No Pei

I am not guilty     Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer.   Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week  Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived    Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight    Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile   Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive   Yu stin ki pu

Pew! does this bathroom stink!   Hu Flung Dung?

Chinese couple's retarded child   Sum Ting Wong

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