Health Plans...HMO vs. PPO

The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.

If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Found at
http://your-joking.atspace.co.uk/