The Herpies Priest
One day a lady went into a confesional and said to the father.
"Father I called a man a son of a bitch, can I be forgiven?"
The father then replied "what did he do to you."
She retold the story. "I was walking down the street when a man came up to me and grabed my ass."
The preist interupts and grabs her ass and says "Like this" she says "yes just like that"
The priest replies "well that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
So she went on "then he grabed my breast, is it ok now?"
"Like this" said the priest as he grabbed her breast. "Yes just like that, Is it ok now."
"No" replied the priest.
She then proceeded. "Then he stuck his dick in my pussy."
"Like this" replied the priest, as he stuck his dick in her pussy. "Yes she said. Is it ok now?"
"No that is still no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
She then told him the last part. "Then he told me he had herpies.
The priest replied "why that son of a bitch!"