HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
An old man decides to go to his high school's 50 year reunion. He hasn't seen anyone since their 25 year reunion and is very interested to see who might show up. When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down at a table and talk about the past 25 years.
"How have you been?" he asks.
"Just fine, just fine," she replies. "Although I do have some good news and bad news for you."
"Bad news first please."
"Well, I had to have a hysterectomy a few years back."
"Oh, that's terrible," he says. "What's the good news?"
She says, "The doctor found your old high school ring you thought lost."