Holidays

A lady gets a tatoo on her left thigh of a turkey, when she went back in the parlor, she got a Christmas tree put on her right thigh. The tatoo man asked her, 'Why do you have a turkey on one side and a Christmas tree on another?'

The lady told him, 'Didn't you know that the best eating was between Thanksgiving and Christmas?'

Found at
http://your-joking.atspace.co.uk/