Hooker Finance

The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.

She said "well , he was a big muscular and handsome sailor".

"Well , what did he want to do?" They all asked.

She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".

So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".

"Finally I said, well how much do you have"?

The sailor said that he only had $25.

The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand".

He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and then the first hand above the second hand"

"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge,then what did you do?"

I loaned him $75!" she said.

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