Horny Pills...

One day a lady goes to her doctor and asks her how to get her husband to sleep with her more.
The doctor leaves the room then returns with a little bottle and says, "put one pill into his coffee everyday, results are instant."
So the lady goes home and puts one into his coffee right away,that night she got a little feel from her husband.
Dissapointed the next day she dumped in the whole bottle.
Six months later the phone rings and the doctor asks "did they work?" and the son replied,"my moms dead,my sister is pregnant,my ass hurts, and Dad... Well Dads on the roof chasing the cat with a bottle of vasoline.

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