In the Bar
This guy walks into a bar. after he is in he sees that it is a gay bar..he thinks" oh...what the hell I really want a drink" He goes to the bar and the gay waiter comes to him and asks what is the name of your penis??
The not gay guy goes I'm not like that just give me a drink. The gay waiter says "sorry...I can't give you a drink until you tell me the name of your penis. The not gay guy says" well...what is the name of yours???"
Tha waiter says Nike...you know...JUST DO IT" so the not gay guy thinks a minute.
The waiter says well...and the not gay guy says Secret.
The waiter says "secret???" confused and the not gay guy says yeah it's strong enough for a man...but made for a woman.