Little Joey was in class and the teacher was giving a vocabulary lesson. The word of the day was "indefinitely." She asked if any of the children could use it in a sentence. Joey's hand shot straight up, but she chose another student: - "Indefinitely. The clouds stretched indefinitely across the sky." - "Very good," Veronica. "How about another, Timmy?" - "I waited on line for the bus indefinitely" - "Another excellent example. Thank you." Joey was really going crazy and finally the teacher decided to call on him, he seemed so much to want to contribute. - "By the way my balls banged against her buttocks I knew I was in definitely."

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