Is It Ok Now?
One day a lady went into a confesional and said to the father, "Father I called a man a 'son of a bitch.'"
The father then replied, "What did he do to you?"
She retold the story. I was walking down the street when a man came up to me and grabbed my ass.
The preist interrupts, grabs her ass and says, "Like this?"
She says, "Yes just like that."
The priest replies, "Well that is no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
So she continued wit the story. "Then he grabbed my breast."
"Like this?" said the priest as he grabbed her breast.
"Yes, just like that. Is what I did ok now?"
"No." replied the priest.
She then proceeded. "Then he stuck his penis in me."
"Like this?" replied the priest, as he stuck his duplicated the act.
"Yes." she said. "Is what I did ok now?"
"No, that is still no reason to call him a son of a bitch" replied the priest.
She then told him the last part. "Then he told me he had herpies."
The priest replied "Why that son of a bitch!"