Jonah And The Lawyer
A little girl was talking to a lawyer about whales.
The lawyer said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they are very large mammals, their throats are very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The lawyer reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The lawyer asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."