Jonah And The Lawyer

A little girl was talking to a lawyer about whales.

The lawyer said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they are very large mammals, their throats are very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

The lawyer reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The lawyer asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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