Jonny

There was a proud couple of a baby boy.
The mother asked her husband "honey our baby boy has a first name and a last name but it doesn't have a middle name."
"Well" the husband replied "how about fucker, for the hell of it."
"Well it couldn't hurt any thing so why not".
So the boys' name ends up being Jonny Fucker Faster.
Jonny grows up and goes to school like any other normal kid.
Jonny has to stay after school one day waiting for his parents.
The teacher says "you can stay her until I get all my stuff gathered then if your parents aren't here you will have to wait in the office".
A few minutes went by and the teacher had all her stuff gathered up "well Jonny I guess you have to wait in the office".
"No" jonny said, "take off your clothes."
The teacher replied "Jonny I will not."
"Yes you will because my daddys a lawer and my mommys a cop and you will get in trouble for not doing what I say."
The teacher sits and thinks about it for a while and say "yes I guess you are right" so she takes off her shirt.
"Now take off you pants."
"Jonny I will not."
"Yes you will because my daddys is a lawyer and my mommy is a cop."
So she takes off her pants.
"Now take off your bra."
"Jonny I will not."
"Yes you will because my daddy is a lawyer and my mommy is a cop."
So she does.
"Now take off your panties."
"Jonny I will not."
"Yes you will because my daddy is a lawyer and my mommy is a cop."
So she does.
"Now lay on the table."
"Jonny I will not."
"Yes you will because my daddy is a lawyer and my mommy is a cop."
So she does and he starts fucking her as hard as he can.
Suddenly his parents come walking in "Jonny fucker faster !"
"I cant fuck her any faster I'm fucking her as fast as I can"!!!!

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