This is an excellent short course in Han Chinese.
If you are serious about this, make sure you speak with a Chinese accent, or it may take a bit longer.
Also, be sure to practice out loud! Impress your neighbours !!
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
ENGLISH PHRASE CHINESE INTERPRETATION
Are you harbouring a fugitive ? See me A.S.A.P. Stupid Man Small Horse Did you go to the beach? I bumped into a coffee table I think you need a facelift It's very dark in here Has your flight been delayed ? That was an unauthorized execution I thought you were on a diet This is a tow away zone Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? You are not very bright I got this for free I am not guilty Please, stay a while longer Our meeting was scheduled for next week They have arrived Stay out of sight He's cleaning his automobile Your body odour is offensive Pew! Does this bathroom stink Chinese couple's retarded child |
Hu Yu Hai Ding ? Kum Hai Nao Dum Gai Tai Ni Po Ni Wai Yu So Tan? Ai Bang Mai Ni Chin Tu Fat Wai So Dim? Hao Long Wei Ting? Lin Ching Wei Yu Mun Ching? No Pah King Wai Yu Sing Dum So Yu So Dum Ai No Pei Wai Hang Mi? Wai Go Nao? Wai Yu Kum Nao? Hia Dei Kum Lei Lo Wa Shing Ka Yu Stin Ki Pu Hu Flung Dung? Sum Ting Wong |
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