Let Me Help

Four women were playing golf.

The first teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men.

One of the men immediately grabbed his crotch and fell to the ground in agony.

The woman rushed over to the man and began to apologize. "Please allow me to help," she begged. "I'm a professional physiotherapist, and I can quickly relieve your pain."

"No, I'll be okay, just give me a minute," he said, as he rolled on the ground in the fetal position, still clasping his hands over his crotch.

The woman persisted and insisted she could help, so the man finally agreed.

She gently took his hands away from his crotch. Then, she loosened his pants and began to gently massage his privates. "Does that feel better?" she asked.

"It feels great," he said, "but my thumb still hurts like crazy."

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