The Lie...

This man desperately wanted to have sex with his girlfriend but she said that her tits were too small and she was embarresses about them.
So the man says dont worry about your tits because I have a dick like a baby.
Hearing this the woman agrees to have sex with him.
The guy hauls out an enourmous dick and the girl has a shocked look on her face."
I thought you had a dick like a baby" she said. "I do" the guy replied. "Six pounds seven ounces."

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