A Little Coaxing
A young woman was walking through a field gathering spring flowers. She wore a sun dress, but no underwear. When her husband came home for lunch she said she thought a bee might have gotten trapped "up there" inside her. Her husband took her to the emergency room. The doctor said to the husband, "Let's rub some honey on your penis, and maybe it will coax the bee out." The husband, refusing, said, "I brought her here for professional help." So the doctor rubs honey on his penis and inserts it into the woman. The husband, next to her the entire time, sees that after awhile his wife is starting to moan and sweat. He says, "Doctor, is it working?" The doctor, thrusting away, replies, "Coaxing it out didn't work. So now I'm going to try to shoot it out."