Man Goes to Hell

A man goes to Hell. The devil says, 'Hello, welcome to Hell, hey do you like to drink?'
Man says, 'Yes, I love to.'
Devil says, 'Great that's what we do every Monday.'
Devil asks, 'Hey, do like to smoke?'
Man says, 'Yes.'
Devil says, 'Great thats Tuesday.' 'Do you like to gamble?'
Man says, 'Yes, thats why I'm down here.'
Devil says, 'Good that's what we do every Wednesday.'
Devil asks, 'By any chance are you gay?'
Man replies, 'No.'
Devil says, 'Well then you're going to hate Thursdays.'

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