There was a lady and every time that she got something she would name it. One day she bought a mansion and said that the first thing she sees out her window when she wakes up in the morning will be what she will name her mansion, then she fell asleep. When she woke up she looked out of her window and saw her boyfriend's hairy butt. So she named the mansion 'Hairy Butt.' That same day she found a stray dog. She said that the first thing that she steps on is what she will name her dog, then she fell asleep. The next morning she woke up and stepped on a crack, so she decided to name her dog Crack. Two weeks later she could not find Crack! She decided to call the police. When she did she said, 'I looked all over my Hairy Butt but couldn't find my Crack!'