Married for 25 years
This guy and this girl have been married for about 25 years and their sex just wasn't happening anymore. One day this girl decided to take a trip down town and as she was walking she came across a lingerie shop.
So she walked in there a noticed that there were crotchless panties on for sale. She thought to herself " maybe these will spice it up a bit" So she bought a pair and went home. She decided to sit on the couch with nothing but these crotchless panties on and wait for her husband.
She heard the jingling of keys in the door so she spread her legs. Her husband walked in and saw her. She asks him how his day was.
He said "fine" She asks him " so do you want some of this" He replies: "Not if that what it does to your panties."