Men vs. Women
Men and women are just so different. How? I am so so glad you asked...
Men have em, women wish they had em. If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Ros go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. In the south, they will refer to them as Bubba, Bubba, Bubba and Bubba.